[00:17.591]We had our bikes
[00:19.606]And wearing Spandex
[00:20.720]Three of us, my brother and my cousin named Josh
[00:25.390]At Crater Lake with California license plates
[00:29.690]A Prius and an energy bar
[00:32.971]In my fatigue, I turned the key
[00:35.888]And drove the car like a frisbee on a methadone high
[00:40.512]And just my luck, a Ranger in a pick-up truck
[00:45.185]Appeared as the image of God
[00:48.450]And I don't like to start a fight
[00:52.042]The Ranger rolled with his hands on his gun
[00:55.705]He gave us shit, and made us sit
[00:59.658]On the curb with our back to the terminal sun
[01:03.687]What price would I pay
[01:07.030]To reverse my fate?
[01:10.957]Old man of the lake
[01:12.559]Have a laugh at us now
[01:15.059](Coo-Coo-Coo)
[01:18.641]My brother said "don't give him trouble"
[01:21.573]As he made a remark at the officer's back
[01:25.959]The Ranger reached and swung his gun around
[01:29.904]My brother went down like a domino pack
[01:33.984]And like a dream the Ranger screamed
[01:37.401]"Put your hands on your head
[01:39.121]Keep them where I can see them"
[01:41.389]He cuffed 'em off
[01:43.277]And ****ed 'em up
[01:44.942]With a laugh while we sat
[01:46.674]With our hands on the curb
[01:49.772]What wish could I call
[01:52.902]From the witches cauldron?
[01:56.676]Old man of the lake
[01:58.151]Have a laugh at us now
[02:00.750](Coo-Coo-Coo)
[02:03.154](Coo-Coo-Coo)
[02:04.852]Old man of the lake
[02:06.107]Have a laugh at us now
[02:08.324](Coo-Coo-Coo)
[02:10.734](Coo-Coo-Coo)
[02:12.220]Old man of the lake
[02:13.708]Have a laugh at us now
[02:15.985](Coo-Coo-Coo)